The Perfect Gift!


by Angus Croll

Illustrations by Miran Lipovača. Foreword by Jacob Thornton

Published by No Starch Press

the cover
  • What if 25 famous authors wrote JavaScript?

  • "All I Want for Christmas is If Hemingway Wrote JavaScript"—Adam Roberts, SitePoint

  • As featured in...

    Huffington Post Books
    Ars Technica
    The Millions
    The FJP
    Nomadic Press
    Seattle Post-Intelligencer
    SD Times

    From the introduction...

    "Recently I had a dream in which I set homework assignments for Ernest Hemingway and twenty-four other literary luminaries. Each author received one of five tasks--common coding problems, mostly mathematical--which they were to solve using JavaScript.

    To my astonishment, after a few days, completed assignments started arriving in my mailbox. Still more remarkable, with the exception of Kafka's accursed effort, they all seemed to work.

    Naturally this was all too good to keep to myself so I've reproduced their solutions in this book. To help put the answers in context, I've written a short biography of each author, and followed their code with a brief explanation of what I think they were up to. As a respite between assignments I've included some poetic interludes: long forgotten odes documenting their author's struggle with everyone's favorite programming language.